Once upon a farmyard, there was a chicken named Cluck Norris. Fed up with the pecking order, Cluck Norris hatched a daring escape plan. Under the cover of darkness, clad in black and white sneakers stolen from the farmer’s son, Cluck Norris made a break for it. With each step, he squawked a message of liberation to his feathered brethren. The farm woke to find empty coops and bewildered farmers scratching their heads, wondering if they’d just witnessed the birth of the first poultry rebellion or a really weird dream. Don’t be like these farmers who tragically underestimated Noris. He is on a mission to empower his chicken brethren with human sneakers. Please be ware of Cluck Norris. If your sneakers are missing, call 911 immediately. Chances are that the rebells are already in town.